Finally at madamsabiblog.com

Finally, friends..we have moved. We tried to export all our luggage and furnitures ( laughing) but it was an herculean task .So we thought of providing a link from this wordpress account to our http://www.madamsabiblog.com. The decision, I love it because am about to still read all the lovely blog posts on wordpress as I will no longer be deleting this blog! The idea came over the night and I was excited.

Yes, to everyone am following, I will still be looking over your shoulders reading and mingling! ( really excited).

We have created a link here and also all around this blog so you can move around at will..

Plenty love. Thanks for being there.

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Joke : A Blind Man & His Favourite Sport, Parachuting

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: ‘I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog.’

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‘But how do you know when you are going to land?’ he was asked. ‘I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground’ he answered.

‘But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?’ he was again asked. He quickly answered: ‘Oh, the dog’s leash goes slack.’

100 Camels In Exchange For A Wife

As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists.

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An Arabian salesman approached them carrying belts. After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked where they were from. “America,” the husband replied. Looking at her dark hair and olive skin, the Arab responded. “She’s not from the States.” “Yes I am.” said the wife. He looked at her and asked. “Is he your husband?” “Yes.” she replied. Turning to the husband, he offered….. “I’ll give you 100 camels for her.” The husband looked stunned, and there was a long silence.

Finally he replied, “she’s not for sale.” After the salesman left, the somewhat indignant wife asked her husband what took him so long to answer, to which the husband replied, “I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home.”

Joke : The Book On Committing Suicide

A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, ‘Have you got any books about committing suicide?’

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The librarian said, ‘Yes. Take a look over there, somewhere on the middle shelf.’

The chap came back a few moments later and said, ‘I can’t find any at all.’

The librarian replied, ‘Yes, it’s awful. They never bring ’em back!’

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Joke : The Two Condemned Men

Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker.

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The priest had given the last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants. The Warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, ‘Son, do you have a last request?’ To which the man replied, ‘Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you please play The Macarena for me one last time?’

‘Certainly,’ replied the warden. He turned to the other man and asked, ‘Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?’

‘Please,’ said the condemned man, ‘kill me first.’