The American Tourist And The Zanzibar Boatman

An American tourist asked a boat guy in Zanzibar, ” Do you know Biology, Psychology , Geography, Geology or Criminology?”


The boat guy said, ” No, I don’t know any of these.”

The tourist then said, ” What the hell do you know on the face of the earth? You will die of illiteracy!”

The boat guy said nothing..
After a while, the boat developed a fault and started to sink. The boatman then asked the tourist, “Do you know Swimologu and Escapology from Crocodiology?”

The tourist said , ” No!”

The boat guy replied , ” Well today you will Drownology and Crocodiology will ear you. I will not Helpology and you will Ideology because of your Badmouthology.”


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