An English man, a Scottish man and a Welshman were lost in a forest and then captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the
prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.
The first step was to go deep into the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruits. The three men went their separate ways to gather
fruits. The Scottish came back and said to the king, “I brought 10 apples.”
Then the king explained the trial to him, “You have to swallow the fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed. The first apple went in, but on the second one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The English man arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy…. I,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The English man and the Scottish man met in heaven and the Scottish man asked, “Why did you laugh? You almost got away with the trial.”
The English man replied, “I couldn’t help it, when I saw the Welshman coming with Watermelons!”