Some Jokes

Smart answer by a female…
On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him…
‘Nice perfume…..which one is it?…
I want to gift it to my wife..!!’
Lady: ‘Don’t give her….some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!’

A letter from a teacher to a parent:

Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn’t smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.

Parent’s answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him……
…………………………….

Mother to Son:
Who is Tippu Sultan ?
Son : Don’t know 🙄
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also 👀
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
Mother : Don’t know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also
……………………………………

A Cute Excuse:
Teacher- Why are you late?
Student- My mom and dad were fighting.
Teacher-so what made you late if they were fighting?
Student-one shoe was in mom’s hand and the other in dad’s..

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Girl: what’s the price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: OMG
Girl: And iphone?? . .
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG
Girl: 😨😠:evil:
Salesman: 😆😝😂

Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday, I gave him food today he gave me a book titled ‘How to Cook ‘!!!

Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife’s scolding, he took a laptop and  started working.
Wife: Did u drink?
Husband : No
Wife:  Idiot then why are you typing on the suitcase?

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