Joke: The Divorce Reason

“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned
his client. “Tell me about it. Do you have a grudge?”

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“Oh, no,” replied Mrs. O’Connor. “Sure now, we have a carport.”
The solicitor tried again. “Well, does the man beat you up?”
“No, no,” said Mrs. O’Connor, looking puzzled. “I’m always first out
of bed.”
Still hopeful, the solicitor tried once again. “Well, does he go in for
unnatural connubial practices?”
“Sure now, he plays the flute, but I don’t think he knows anything about
the connubial.”
Now desperate, the solicitor pushed on. “What I’m trying to find out are
what grounds you have.”
“Bless ye, sor. We live in a flat — not even a window box, let alone grounds.”
“Mrs. O’Connor,” the solicitor said in considerable exasperation,
“you need a reason that the court can consider. What is the reason for you are seeking this divorce?”
“Ah, well now,” said the lady, “Sure it’s because the man can’t hold an
intelligent conversation.”

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