2010: I will get my weight down below 160 pounds.
2011: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 180 pounds.
2012: I will develop a realistic attitude about my weight.
2013: I will work out every day.
2014: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week and eat fewer cookies.
2015: I will start a new diet regime and register in a gym.
2016: I must work on my non-existing waist line and get back my chin!