Joke: New Year Resolutions

2010: I will get my weight down below 160 pounds.

2011: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 180 pounds.

2012: I will develop a realistic attitude about my weight.

2013: I will work out every day.

2014: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week and eat fewer cookies.

2015: I will start a new diet regime and  register in a gym.

2016: I must work on my non-existing waist line and get back my chin!

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