Some Laugh It Off Jokes

Two men walk beside each other down the street, one of them sees a broken piece of mirror on the ground, grabs it, looks at it and says, “This guy looks so familiar, but I can’t remember where I know him from.” The other guy grabs it from his hand, takes a look at it, and says, “It’s me you idiot!”

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A mentally challenged man walks up to this guy and asks, “Can you help me? I’m trying to spell the word ‘orange.'” The guy responds, “What a retard, didn’t your mom teach you?” The man answers, “No.” “Ever?” says the guy. “No,” responds the mentally challenged man. The guy responds, “Okay, which one are you trying to spell, the color or the fruit?”

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