Joke: What Heaven & Hell Are Like

One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him what he wanted him to do.

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After God had briefed him on his mission, the minister decided to ask him a question. ”God,? he said, What is heaven like?”

God replied, ”Well, normally I don’t tell people this, but since you are my servant, I guess I can tell you. Heaven will be like a city. It will have the best of everything. For example, the French will be the chefs; the Italians will be the lovers; the English will be the policeman; the Germans will be the mechanics; and the Dutch will be the politicians!? The man looked pleased.

”What is hell like?” he asked. Well, he said with a sigh, the French will be the mechanics; the Italians will be the politicians; the English will be the chefs; the Germans will be the policemen; and the Dutch will be the lovers.

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