Joke : The Elephant And The Ants

An elephant was walking in a park.

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With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl up on the elephant — first his legs and then up all over his body. When the elephant started feeling all the little ants on him, he shook hard, making all the little ants, except for one, fall to the ground.

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As the only ant on the elephant hung on close to the elephant’s neck, the ones on the ground began to yell, “Strangle him!!! Strangle him!!!”

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