Two hunters are out in the forest when one of them collapses.
He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls 911 and gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”