Some Laugh It Off Jokes

PUPIL – “Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?”
TEACHER – “Of course not.”
PUPIL – “Good, because I haven`t done my homework.”

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Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why.   ‘I’ve lost five cents,’ sobbed Johnny.   ‘Don’t worry,’ said his dad kindly.’   Here’s five more for you,’ At this Johnny howled louder than ever.   ‘Now what is it ?’ asked his dad.   ‘I wish I’d said I’d lost ten cents!’

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