A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for services. He was asked if he had health insurance. He replied, in a raspy voice, ‘No health insurance.’
The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, ‘No money in the bank.’
The nun asked, ‘Do you have a relative who could help you?’ He said, ‘I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.’
The nun got a little perturbed and announced loudly. ‘Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God,’ The patient replies, ‘That’s right! Send the bill to my brother-in-law.’